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AN EXPENSE CLAIM OF SIR CRISPIN DAMPWORTHY

Found paper — Form E-4 of the Grand Cartographic Revision Committee, much stamped, part burnt, wholly disputed.

GRAND CARTOGRAPHIC REVISION COMMITTEE — FORM E-4 CLAIM FOR EXPENSES INCURRED IN THE FIELD Claimant: Sir C. Dampworthy. Field: all of them.

ITEMCLAIMEDCLERK'S DETERMINATION
Theodolite, first, swallowed by the Slough8 sacksAllowed, with sympathy
Theodolite, second, swallowed by the Slough8 sacksAllowed, without
Theodolite, third8 sacksREJECTED. Third theodolite identical to second. Claimant is measuring the same hole twice.
Theodolite, fourth, taken (witnessed) by a corridor8 sacksReferred to the corridor
Assistants, three, wages of12 sacksTwo allowed. The third resigned by letter from inside the East Wing and is now a Haver matter, i.e. nobody's.
Composure, partial loss of2 sacksNOT CLAIMABLE. Composure is issued once, at appointment.
Candles, consumed while re-drawing the same corridor on eleven consecutive nights1 sackAllowed. The Committee has seen the corridor.

TOTAL: disputed. TOTAL, REVISED: disputed, but politely.

APPENDED, IN THE CLAIMANT'S HAND: I should like it minuted that the realm moved first.

APPENDED, IN THE CLERK'S: Minuted. So did the claim.